The Misadventures a Professional Sex Toy Buyer

Demystifying the world of pleasure, one sex toy at a time

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I said that to my boss?

My boss came around today and asked me what I was working on (it is my first day back post sex-conference in St. Louis). I looked up, sighed audibly, and passionately exclaimed, "I need another word for 'Butt-fucking'."

It didn't even occur to me to think this was odd until much later in the day.
And when it finally did cross my mind that my job vernacular is unusual, my very next thought was, "I should have asked if he had better slang terms for butt-hole, too."

Needless to say, he suggested that I "check my references" for inspiration. What kind of boss encourages porn viewing while at the office? I can watch "Cum Loving Sluts" in the plain of day but get in trouble for checking my bank statements while not on break. Sometimes I wish for the latter. It's a tough life I lead.

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